[You may be tired of the game, Bonnie, but that doesn't mean it's over. Damon has spent over a hundred years hiding his feelings in biting sarcasm and bitter humor. He doesn't really have any other way of processing them ... Well, unless you count liquor and blood victims.]

What happened? Well, you texted me, I texted back, you decided to come over and here you are. I thought I was supposed to be the blackout drunk. Don't tell me you're going senile already. You humans, you lose your minds so fast...